Black Thumbs, Unite!

Do you have a green thumb?  An effortless way with plants and gardens?  Do rosebushes flourish beneath your fertile gaze and cut flowers last for weeks under your care?  GO AWAY!  Just kiddin'!  Come back!  I'll wait here.

So, for the rest of us (those who just buy new orchids once the blooms fall off because there is no way they are coming back) I have found the solution!  Paper flowers!!!

These are just made of white tissue paper.  I'm pretty sure I can't kill them!!!!!!!